life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
Natalie Dormer makes me question my sexuality, partial lack thereof, and the cruelty of the universe putting someone so gorgeous on this planet and not having them be me.